"If you’re late, I’ll kill you.”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
#now i’m just imagining a story where someone is friends with a zombie/vampire/some other immortal thing #and the monster is super dramatic and likes to fake their death all the time and their human friend is stuck telling their eulogy again and #omg i like this i kind of want to write this
"I wonder what it means to be strong. Having a healthy Psycho-Pass and an aptitude for high-level jobs… those things were indeed what we considered sources of strength. His strength is more anachronistic and classical… I felt that it was dangerous to even think about him. Even so, running away from the situation isn’t acceptable. Our lives have already crossed.”
Here’s a riddle for you. What first walks on two legs, then on four legs and finally on three legs? If you solve the riddle, then the next bomb is yours! Good luck!